My wife

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My wife

Postby BlazingSabots » Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:07 pm

I hate to admit I have a problem wife who loves to fight:

My wife sat down on the couch
next to me as I was flipping
channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started. ************************* My wife was hinting about
what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something
shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in
about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
*************************** When I got home last night, my
wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump ( Gas station )
And then the fight started.
*************************** My wife and I were sitting at a
table at her high school reunion,
and my wife kept staring at a
drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a
nearby table. I asked my wife, 'Do you know
him?'
'Yes,' she said, 'He's my old
boyfriend.
I understand he took to
drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear he hasn't been
sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife,
'who would think a person
could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
*************************** My wife is standing & looking in
the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she
sees and says to me,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat
and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn
near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
*************************** I tried to talk my wife into
buying a case of Kingfisher bear for
500 Rs.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold
cream for 300 Rs.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the
cold cream..
And then the fight started..
*************************** I asked my wife, "Where do you
want to go for our
anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her
face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I've not been in a long time. So I took her to the
kitchen. Then the fight started.
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Re: My wife

Postby OnHoPr » Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Does she have a quick draw frying pan Ajay? and then the fight ended. :shock: :lol:
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